[koror]

some news from the funnies

2002-08-01-10:05 p.m.

Hi, How's it going? Not much here...

I thought I'd update again, maybe turn it into a habit. This is the news:

The .big blue site is now functioning again. Many thanks to Fateback.com for being there. So far, great host!

Now I can actually work on finishing what I started.

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There's a skunk lurking around our neighborhood, I smelled it, too much of a chicken to really go investigate though. Would you?

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Went up to Red Rocks last weekend to see Big Head Todd and The Monsters. Great show, beautiful night, wonderful company, it's Red Rocks, it's one of them things in life that is truly enjoyed.

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So my bleak job outlook turned funny today by this email:

"We are looking for 100 lazy people who want to make lots of money without working....

We are not looking for people who are self-motivated.

We are not looking for people who join every 'get rich quick' scheme offered on the Internet.

We are not looking for class presidents, beautiful people,career builders or even college graduates. We don't even want union workers or trade school graduates.

We want the laziest people that exist - the men and women who expect to make money without lifting a finger.

We want the people who have a hard time getting out of bed before noon.

We want those of you who think that getting out of bed to go lay on the couch is an effort that is best not thought about.

If you meet this criteria, just click HERE and visit our Web site for all the details.

Either way, we will be absolutely certain that you are the kind of person we want to be associated with and we will make sure that you get the information to bring you home with us.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, we want the kind of people who DO NOT take risks. If you are the kind of person who will consider doing something that's NOT a 'Sure Thing', then do NOT respond. This is too easy a way to make money and there's no challenge in it.

If you can ever find the energy to make it to our website, you will be able to see the first home business in history that requires practically no work. NONE. By opting in and asking for the link to our website, you will be telling us that you want to make enough money that you can quit your regular job and sleep all day, not to mention some serious movie watching - if that's your thing We are not looking for a commitment from you and we don't even want your money at this stage.

As a matter of fact, we don't even want to hear from you if the idea of making lots of money with very little effort does not interest you. So my friend, this is thefirst and last email we will ever send you. Just click the link below and then go back to daydreaming or whatever your current hobby is.

However, if nothing else, remember this - to make money without working for it, just click on THIS LINK to visit our Web Site for all the Details.

Sweet Dreams,"

yeah.....

d.