2002-08-07-9:52 a.m.

Dear Diary,

Skunks suck. Sinjin got sprayed last week by le skunk de pew. Needless to say, she freaked. Added to the fact that said skunk is burrowed under the shed in back. Compounded by the fact that I really don't know what to do about it.

See, neither Sinjin nor Bob 'el gato loco' are licensed animals. So I don't want to take the chance on calling Animal Control out just to get fined for harboring illegal alien pets.

On the other hand, Stinky the Skunk will be out of my nosehair.

Such is life, rock and a hard place.

Applied for a couple more jobs I probably won't get.

Went to Greasy Pete's for breakfast with my brother yesterday. That was fun. I don't see my bro as much as I'd like.

Dimitri starts school on the 13th. Too soon! Too soon!

I've started having to keep a calender of events in my Outlook because my memory needs a RAM upgrade. Not my computer memory mind you, MY memory.

Waiting for the delivery of MSN broadband modem and software.....and waiting....and waiting. 31.2kbps sucks, major sucks.

Ginny started work! Hooray!! I'm so proud of my significant other! She's good, she's damn good!

"...and that's all I have to say about that" -Forrest, Forrest Gump

d.